"911 what’s your emergency?"
it’s….. the president… he hasn’t been online for over 4 months…. i don’t think he’s alive
if pokemon were real don’t you think catching legendaries would be highly illegal
that would be like coming home with jesus in a ball
I never lost mine, I just absorb other peoples’, making my virginity grow stronger and stronger in preparation for the final battle.
"Let it burn."
Queen of the Flame, by Rika Chan.
Cellphone ads from the 90’s -
Rolling down the hall -
how i imagine all gym teacher ipods:
this is hands down the wildest post on this entire site
*whispers* bumper desks
I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING.
NO THESE THINGS SUCK. UCONN GOT THEM IN THE NEW BUILDING THEY ARE SATAN’S LITTLE CHARIOTS OF FAILED POTENTIAL
"Satan’s little chariots of failed potential."
I laughed so hard I started crying