nick fury has got his arms around natasha like she’s the mother of his child and tony stark is that child and they’ve just heard the news about what tony did at school today and they don’t know how to best discipline him or how they manged to raise such a failure of a child
"911 what’s your emergency?"
it’s….. the president… he hasn’t been online for over 4 months…. i don’t think he’s alive
if pokemon were real don’t you think catching legendaries would be highly illegal
that would be like coming home with jesus in a ball
I never lost mine, I just absorb other peoples’, making my virginity grow stronger and stronger in preparation for the final battle.
"Let it burn."
Queen of the Flame, by Rika Chan.